10 Reasons the Raiders (not Vikings) should sign Brett Favre


1. Al Davis likes vertical football. Brett Favre likes vertical football. Let the interceptions fly!
2. Favre won’t be there long enough for Davis to want to cut him.
3. Yet another excuse to not have to use running backs.
4. You’ve seen the Broncos’ secondary, right?
5. Winter temperatures in Oakland closer to Mississippi than Green Bay.
6. Oakland gets an early jump on blowing their budget in an uncapped (salary) season.
7. Oakland Coliseum considerably less soulless than Metrodome.
8. Oakland Coliseum turf considerably softer than Metrodome.
9. Sixteen years of brats was enough – Favre is a secret admirer of Alice Waters.
10. Considerably closer to John Madden.

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  1. Bretney Favre, July 17, 2009:

    Good one. To quote a famous pop song: It’s his prerogative! Really, the similarities between the actions of football diva Favre and the lyrics of “My Prerogative” (as sung by music diva Britney Spears) are uncanny. Check out what I mean at http://bretneyfavre.com.


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